Monday, June 1, 2009

Joseph Obi defends Singing Sensation Susan Boyle . . .



Retired International Medical Doctor and Extremely Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Obi , has unequivocally urged the Tabloid Media Establishment to immediately give Scottish Singing Sensation Susan Boyle a well-deserved break.


Responding during an extended continental holiday abroad , a highly-concerned Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically said :

" There are far much more important things to noisily report about than the Exceedingly Emotional Life of Poor Little Susan Boyle.

I say Shame on the Utterly Unsrcupulous Media Industry for ruthlessly exploiting her Painful Personal Foibles in such a Morbidly Disgusting Manner . . .

Shame . . . Shame . . . Shame !!! "



Monday, April 20, 2009

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formidably Decimates His Major Alternative Medicine Critics ! | Dr Joseph Obi Defiantly Survives Again !





Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Friday, April 17, 2009

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Everything You Need To Know



*About Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | New eBook | Self Care 2009




The Online Publicity Team of Celebrity Wellness Author Joseph Obi is exceedingly pleased to warmly announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate purchase and download - as an Alternative Health eBook Publication.

"Take Totally Eclectic Control of your Ultimate Wellness Potential : Become a Fairly Safe Expert in Self-Care and lawfully save yourself a whole lot of money on unnecessary Medical Bills."

Self-Care with Professor Obi is a 'Zipped' Powerpoint Presentation (together with a printable PDF Attachment) which does not (in any way) replace Expert Medical Advice from your Licensed Medical Doctor ; so please thoroughly ensure that you use it sensibly.

Please feel free to expediently send us your full feedback via www.JosephChikelueObi.com .

Thank You





*About Joseph Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ US$7000 Alternative Medicine College Assistance Award ¦ 40th Birthday Celebrations

The Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) is exceedingly pleased to confirm that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Most Distinguished MLC Chief Regulator , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.

All those who fully sign up to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme before the 31st of December 2008 will duly receive a €5000 ( Five Thousand Euros or approximately US$7000 ) Reduction in their MLC Registration Fee (Option 2).

This offer expires at 12 Midnight GMT on the 31st of December 2008; and is only available to Members of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

The benefits of becoming a Licenciate of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) currently include :


* Direct Professional Affiliation to an International Medical Regulatory Organization


* Lifetime Use of the Alternative Medicine Prefix Title


* Lifetime Use of the RCAM Fellowship Designation Suffix


* A One-Off , Single Fee – with nothing more to pay


* No expensive Annual Conferences (or Meetings) to attend.


* 24 Hour Online Education Initiatives and Discussion Forums


* Favourable Consulting Rates for MLC Commercial Consultations


* Profitable (Income –Generating) Affiliate Referral Bonuses


* Free Professional Networking + Free Career Mentorship - For Life


* Free Quarterly Electronic Journal - For Life


* Free Continuing Professional Empowerment - For Life


* Free Professional Publicity + Business Advertising - For Life


* Official RCAM Fellowship Certificates and MLC Licenses


* No Fear of Regulatory Harassment or Vituperative Erasure


* 50 Year Certification with Free Renewal (if still alive)


* Assistance with the setting up of Private Clinics and Wellness Centres


* Free Legal Support for those in the UK , who wish to take their Statutory Medical Regulator to an Industrial Employment Tribunal


* Free Legal Phone Advice (and Email Support) for those outside the UK , who wish to take their Statutory Medical Regulator to an Industrial Employment Tribunal


* Free Mediator (Negotiator) Services and (Battle-Axe) Damage Limitation Initiatives - for Life


* Peace of Mind - as the MLC will never ever suspend (or revoke) your License ; unless you specifically ask the MLC to do so .



Thank You.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Medicine Book Club ¦ Wellness FM ¦ Sensational Bonanza 2008

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2008 - 2009 Yuletide Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

Wellness FM Book Club .




Friday, November 21, 2008

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi hails President Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton Nomination . . .



Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist and Wellness FM Judge , DR(AM) Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly endorsed a purported move by American President Barack Obama , to nominate Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton as his Top Diplomat.

Commenting during a very short phone conversation, Dr Obi said :


"President Obama has (once again) remained totally true to his innate philosophy of change.

His nomination of former bitter rival Hillary Rodham Clinton as the United States Secretary of State is an exceedingly welcome development indeed.

Such profound magnanimity could only ever happen in American Politics ! "