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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Condemns Wakefied 'Witch-Hunt'

2010-01-28T19:07:00.001-08:00

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has publicly noted the Recent Regulatory Publicity (and Kangaroo Hearings) which have wrecklessly been surrounding Dr Andrew Wakefield.

Dr Obi is also officially reported to be warmly wishing Dr Wakefield a Profoundly Satisfying Career elsewhere ; most especially now that many other Organizations like the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) currently have Dedicated Professional Retraining Programmes for Embattled Medical Doctors.

Further News Updates are scheduled to be released quite shortly.

Dr Joseph Obi Backs Alistair Darling 'Law Quit' Shocker !!!

2010-01-27T15:51:00.000-08:00

It is reported that the Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Dr Joseph Obi , has astonishingly noted the (highly) remote possibility that the Rt Honourable Alistair Darling might have dramatically surrendered his Regulatory Licensure (Membership) of the Scottish Faculty of Advocates ; in Alleged Response to an Impending Disciplinary Hearing relating to Suspected Professional Misconduct.

To this effect ; Dr Obi has publicly commended the Rt Hon Chancellor for his (Seemingly) Impeccable Nobility ; and warmly wishes him an Exceedingly Eventful Political Future - most especially when he (Mr Darling) appropriately loses his Top Cabinet Job sometime after the Next UK General Election.

Joseph Chikelue Obi Condemns Racist British Journalists !

2010-01-15T20:18:00.001-08:00

Black British Politician Joseph Chikelue Obi hereby calls upon All Ethnic Minority Citizens to Immediately Withdraw Patronage from All Newspapers (and Media) which fail to Highlight the Fatal Medical Errors which have been committed by White Medical Doctors ; in the very same way which they Gruesomely Headline the Alleged Clinical Trangressions of Black Medical Doctors.

Further Details are coming soon !

Royal College of Alternative Medicine : New Year Greetings

2010-01-15T06:51:00.000-08:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine warmly wishes everybody an Absolutely Eclectic (and Prosperous) New Year.

Thank You for all of your Fabulous Support (so far) !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Joseph Obi | Haiti : International Medical Assistance Appeal

2010-01-14T15:31:00.001-08:00

I can officially confirm that an International Medical Charity , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , is seriously struggling to adequately cope with a Massive Influx of (Bruised, Battered and Broken) Survivors of the Recent Highly - Devastating Earthquake in Haiti.

I hereby humbly request that all (well-meaning) Individuals urgently visit the Official MSF Website ; to see whether there is anything which can be done to Save Life or Optimize Health.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi Publicly Defends Mrs Robinson

2010-01-13T05:37:00.001-08:00

It is widely reported that the (Outrageously Controversial) Black British Politician , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has humbly asked the Wonderful People of Northern Ireland to patiently give the Embattled Robinson Family Members a decent chance to comprehensively put their very own side of the S.L.U.T (Sex . Lies . Ulster . Teenager) Scandal across.

It is Further Alleged that Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi does not believe (for one single minute) that First Lady Iris Robinson is some sort of Rabid Little Predator.

It Additionally Appears that Dr Chikelue Obi has even gone so far as to brazenly stick his neck out to warmly wish Mrs Robinson an Exceedingly Speedy Recovery.

At the time of this Exceedingly Brief Online Report , Dr Obi had Publicly Appealed for the Following Photograph to be Immediately Withdrawn from Public Circulation ; pending Independent Adjudication on the matter :

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Donates 500SEL To The UKDC

2009-11-19T04:28:00.001-08:00

We can Officially (and Exclusively) Confirm that the Outrageously Controversial Black British Politician Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has personally donated a (Jet-Black) Classic (W126) Mercedes Benz 500 SEL (Long Wheel Base) Limousine to the Office of the Executive Chairman of the UK Diversity Caucus (UKDC).

Please note that the donation of the above Vehicle has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the 2014 Official MEP Campaign of Doctor Joseph Obi.

Those wishing to learn more about the 2014 MEP Election Bid of Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi should kindly visit www.obi-1.com .

No Further Statements (concerning the Diplomatic-Grade Limousine) will be made (by either Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi or any other member of Team Joseph Obi) at this particular time.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Free Online Lecture Series

2009-10-31T16:37:00.000-07:00

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that the Rt Hon Emeritus International Visiting Professor of Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM), Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi, has just completed his October 2009 Online Alternative Medicine Lecture Series.

All Lectures are publicly posted on the Alternative Medicine Blog (formerly known as the Alternative Medicine Doctor Blog) at www.obi.me.uk.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi's Public Lecture Schedule for next month (November 2009) will appropriately be made available shortly.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi : Official 2014 MEP Campaign Begins !

2009-10-31T06:47:00.000-07:00

Wellness FM can exclusively confirm that Professor Joseph Obi will be officially contesting for a European Parliamentary (MEP) Seat in the year 2014.

Please kindly continue to eagerly visit the Official EU Candidacy Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi at www.obi-1.com - for further information about the Latest Political Project of Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Joseph Obi defends Singing Sensation Susan Boyle . . .

2009-06-01T08:34:00.000-07:00

Retired International Medical Doctor and Extremely Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Obi , has unequivocally urged the Tabloid Media Establishment to immediately give Scottish Singing Sensation Susan Boyle a well-deserved break.

Responding during an extended continental holiday abroad , a highly-concerned Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi categorically said :

" There are far much more important things to noisily report about than the Exceedingly Emotional Life of Poor Little Susan Boyle.

I say Shame on the Utterly Unsrcupulous Media Industry for ruthlessly exploiting her Painful Personal Foibles in such a Morbidly Disgusting Manner . . .

Shame . . . Shame . . . Shame !!! "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Formidably Decimates His Major Alternative Medicine Critics ! | Dr Joseph Obi Defiantly Survives Again !

2009-04-20T03:08:00.000-07:00

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend , the Rt Hon Laird Provost (of RCAM) triumphantly quipped :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).

So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Everything You Need To Know

2009-04-17T22:38:00.000-07:00

*About Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | New eBook | Self Care 2009

2009-03-24T13:54:00.000-07:00

The Online Publicity Team of Celebrity Wellness Author Joseph Obi is exceedingly pleased to warmly announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate purchase and download - as an Alternative Health eBook Publication.

"Take Totally Eclectic Control of your Ultimate Wellness Potential : Become a Fairly Safe Expert in Self-Care and lawfully save yourself a whole lot of money on unnecessary Medical Bills."

Self-Care with Professor Obi is a 'Zipped' Powerpoint Presentation (together with a printable PDF Attachment) which does not (in any way) replace Expert Medical Advice from your Licensed Medical Doctor ; so please thoroughly ensure that you use it sensibly.

Please feel free to expediently send us your full feedback via www.JosephChikelueObi.com .

Thank You

*About Joseph Obi

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ US$7000 Alternative Medicine College Assistance Award ¦ 40th Birthday Celebrations

2008-12-21T12:36:00.000-08:00

The Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) is exceedingly pleased to confirm that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of the Most Distinguished MLC Chief Regulator , Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.

All those who fully sign up to the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme before the 31st of December 2008 will duly receive a €5000 ( Five Thousand Euros or approximately US$7000 ) Reduction in their MLC Registration Fee (Option 2).

This offer expires at 12 Midnight GMT on the 31st of December 2008; and is only available to Members of the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

The benefits of becoming a Licenciate of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) currently include :

* Direct Professional Affiliation to an International Medical Regulatory Organization

* Lifetime Use of the Alternative Medicine Prefix Title

* Lifetime Use of the RCAM Fellowship Designation Suffix

* A One-Off , Single Fee – with nothing more to pay

* No expensive Annual Conferences (or Meetings) to attend.

* 24 Hour Online Education Initiatives and Discussion Forums

* Favourable Consulting Rates for MLC Commercial Consultations

* Profitable (Income –Generating) Affiliate Referral Bonuses

* Free Professional Networking + Free Career Mentorship - For Life

* Free Quarterly Electronic Journal - For Life

* Free Continuing Professional Empowerment - For Life

* Free Professional Publicity + Business Advertising - For Life

* Official RCAM Fellowship Certificates and MLC Licenses

* No Fear of Regulatory Harassment or Vituperative Erasure

* 50 Year Certification with Free Renewal (if still alive)

* Assistance with the setting up of Private Clinics and Wellness Centres

* Free Legal Support for those in the UK , who wish to take their Statutory Medical Regulator to an Industrial Employment Tribunal

* Free Legal Phone Advice (and Email Support) for those outside the UK , who wish to take their Statutory Medical Regulator to an Industrial Employment Tribunal

* Free Mediator (Negotiator) Services and (Battle-Axe) Damage Limitation Initiatives - for Life

* Peace of Mind - as the MLC will never ever suspend (or revoke) your License ; unless you specifically ask the MLC to do so .

Thank You.

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Alternative Medicine Book Club ¦ Wellness FM ¦ Sensational Bonanza 2008

2008-11-29T08:24:00.000-08:00

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2008 - 2009 Yuletide Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

Wellness FM Book Club .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi hails President Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton Nomination . . .

2008-11-21T04:37:00.000-08:00

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist and Wellness FM Judge , DR(AM) Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly endorsed a purported move by American President Barack Obama , to nominate Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton as his Top Diplomat.

Commenting during a very short phone conversation, Dr Obi said :

"President Obama has (once again) remained totally true to his innate philosophy of change.

His nomination of former bitter rival Hillary Rodham Clinton as the United States Secretary of State is an exceedingly welcome development indeed.

Such profound magnanimity could only ever happen in American Politics ! "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone !"

2008-10-18T04:06:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Hardman and Extremely Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has strongly urged American Paparazzi to stop harassing the living daylights out of Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a wide range of Press Headlines in Paris - during an extended continental holiday abroad , Professor Obi averred :

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Miss Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and unequivocally) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone.

It's simply just not fair to treat her in such an exceptionally horrible manner . . ."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : " Abolish the GMC is back ! "

2008-10-17T05:18:00.000-07:00

INTERNATIONAL PRESS STATEMENT FROM DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI ::: FOR IMMEDIATE INTERNATIONAL DISTRIBUTION AND SYNDICATION

It is announced that the Abolish the General Medical Council (GMC) Campaign is hereby revived ; with Immediate Effect.

Hundreds of Ethnic Minority Doctors within the United Kingdom are currently being viciously terrorized by the GMC every single week ; and the time is therefore ripe for the worldwide reactivation of our formidable operations.

END OF PRESS STATEMENT

RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) to assist it's Applicants with a wider range of Fee Options . . .

2008-09-28T10:40:00.000-07:00

In view of the worsening Global Economic Climate , it is warmly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to temporarily accept Installmental Payment Options from those RCAM Fellowship Applicants who are facing Severe Financial Hardship.

Affected Fellowship Applicants should please kindly contact RCAM , for further details.

*Alternative Medicine Campaign (Publicity Unit).

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi berates the GMC . . .

2008-09-28T09:51:00.000-07:00

" Over the past few weeks ,(or so) , I have received very many hundreds of emails from countless Tabloid Journalists who claim that Wreckless Busybodies at the General Medical Council (GMC) have been advising them that the Medical Licensing Commission is somehow subject to the racist whims (and filthy caprices) of the GMC.

I would therefore like to make it abundantly clear (to all and sundry) that the Medical Licensing Commission is the Paramount Regulatory Body for a whole new Clinical Profession altogether.

As far as our brand new profession is concerned - the Medical Licensing Commission lies FAR ABOVE the General Medical Council - in every (regulatory) manner, way, shape or form.

MLC Licenses are strictly awarded to MLC Consultants in the MLC's independent kind of Evidence Based (Clinical) Alternative Medicine - and they have absolutely nothing to do with GMC Registered Medical Practitioner Licenses (which deal with statutorily regulated Conventional Orthodox Clinical Medicine).

The General Medical Council does not own any exclusive monopoly rights to the word Medicine ; and neither does the GMC hold any exclusive rights over the 'Doctor' Title either.

In fact ; the lawful possession of a General Medical Council License does not mean anything to the Medical Licensing Commission - and Vice Versa.

I sincerely hope that this exceedingly blunt statement fundamentally clarifies this issue. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Chief Regulator , Medical Licensing Commission

Date : 18th of August 2008

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi appointed MLC Boss . . .

2008-09-28T07:12:00.000-07:00

It is officially announced that the Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council ,Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has formally accepted to serve as the first-ever Grand Master of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC).

The Medical Licensing Commission (MLC) is a Brand New Independent Medical Professional Regulatory Organization ; which will lawfully offer all Qualified Medical Graduates an Alternative Career Path to that of Conventional Medical Licensure.

Although currently headquartered in the United Kingdom ; the Medical Licensing Commission will ethically accept applications from every corner of the globe.

More details are coming quite soon.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine commences Ethical Commercial Endorsements Programme

2008-08-18T06:56:00.000-07:00

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to launch it's very own range of Ethical Electronic Wellness Products (and Gadgets) , thus making it the very first Evidence Based Alternative Medicine College to formidably enter the Endorsements Market on such an Unprecedented International Scale.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Trademarks will also be ethically appearing on a carefully selected range of other Products.

Interested Entrepreneurs should kindly contact the RCAM CEO via the RCAM International Press Office.

Royal College of Alternative Medicine Scholarship Programme

2008-05-22T03:29:00.000-07:00

From RCAM Central Office

It is formally announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (otherwise known as RCAM) is now offering Reduced Online Fellowship Appraisal Fees to FRCAM(Dublin) Applicants or Candidates who permanently work and officially reside in any (or either) of the following Developing Countries , Nations and States :

* Afghanistan * Albania * Algeria * Angola * Antigua * Argentina * Armenia * Azerbaijan * Bangladesh * Barbados * Barbuda * Belarus * Belize * Bhutan * Bolivia * Bosnia-Herzegovina * Botswana * Brazil * Bulgaria * Burkina Faso * Burundi * Cambodia * Cameroon * Central African Republic * Chad * Chile * Colombia * Comoros Islands * Costa Rica * Croatia * Cuba * Czech Rep * Democratic Republic of Congo * Djibouti * Dominica * Dominican Republic * East Timor * Ecuador * Egypt * El Salvador * Equatorial Guinea * Eritrea * Estonia * Ethiopia * Fiji Islands * Gabon * Gambia * Ghana * Grenada * Guatemala * Guinea-Bissau * Guyana * Haiti * Honduras * Hungary * India * Indonesia * Iran * Iraq * Ivory Coast * Jamaica * Jordan * Kazakhstan * Kenya * Kiribati * Kyrgyzstan * Laos * Latvia * Lebanon * Lesotho * Liberia * Libya * Lithuania * Madagascar * Malawi * Malaysia * Maldives * Mali * Marshall Islands * Mauritania * Mauritius * Mexico * Micronesia, Fed. Sts * Moldova * Mongolia * Morocco * Mozambique * Myanmar * Namibia * Nepal * Nicaragua * Niger * Nigeria * North Korea * Oman * Pakistan * Palau * Panama * Papua New Guinea * Paraguay * People's Republic of Benin * People's Republic of China * People's Republic of Congo * Peru * Philippines * Poland * Republic of Cape Verde * Republic of Georgia * Republic of Macedonia * Republic of Yemen * Romania * Russia * Rwanda * Saint Kitts * Saint Vincent * Saint Lucia * Sao Tome & Principe * Saudi Arabia * Senegal * Serbia and Montenegro * Seychelles * Sierra Leone * Slovak Rep * South Africa * Solomon Islands * Somalia * Sri-Lanka * Sudan * Suriname * Swaziland * Syria * Tajikistan * Tanzania * Thailand * Togo * Tonga * Trinidad & Tobago * Tunisia * Turkey * Turkmenistan * Uganda * Ukraine * Uruguay * Uzbekistan * Vanuatu * Venezuela * Vietnam * West Samoa
* Zambia * Zimbabwe

Potential Candidates must comprehensively apply using the Online Contact Form of Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org

Evidence of Permanent Residency will be required , to avail of such a landmark bonus.

Please kindly feel perfectly free to privately contact us , if you ethically feel that we may have erroneously failed to list your Country in the RCAM Reduced Fees Programme.

Thank You very much for your continued encouragement and wonderful support.

We warmly await your RCAM Fellowship Application.

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

*His Excellency the President of Gambia , Dr Yahya Jammeh DCL FRCAM(Dublin), publicly accepting his RCAM Fellowship Certificate from a Highly Distinguished Representative of the Eminent RCAM Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) ; at State House , Banjul , The Gambia , West Africa , in early April 2007.

Alternative Medicine Reality Video Show Starts Soon

2008-05-18T09:32:00.000-07:00

Alternative Medicine Press Release : For Global Distribution

Could you be the next Celebrity Heath Guru ?

Have you got any Fabulous Lifestyle Secrets to eclectically share with the rest of the Galaxy ?

Are you ten million times more controversial than Joseph Chikelue Obi himself ?

If so , then all that you simply need to do is expediently visit the Wellness FM Official Website where you can easily send the Judges a 3 Minute Video Recording which ethically displays all those Amazing Professional Skills which prove exactly why the next big thing in the world of Wellness should definitely be you !

The Selection Process ethically commences on January the 1st 2010 and ends of the 31st of December 2011 : The Candidate with the Highest Rating Factor (as Judged by Public Vote) wins a 100% Free Online Scholarship to study Alternative Medicine - plus a one-way Ticket to Fame and Fortune!

Every month from early January 2010 , at least one Shortlisted Video will also appear in the Wellness FM Favorites Section , so all Viewers must keep checking the Favorites Section frequently , to comprehensively ensure that their various Votes and (Moderated) Comments (for each of the different Candidates) really count.

The Candidate with the Highest Rating on the 31st of December 2011 wins .

The Wellness FM Reality Show is professionally endorsed by Royal College of Alternative Medicine.

Fellows of RCAM are not allowed to compete in this contest.

Disabled Contestants, Pensioners and Ethnic Minorities are seriously encouraged to apply.

Discrimination will not be tolerated.

Good Luck !

Alternative Medicine College Scholarships (RCAM)

2008-05-11T12:25:00.000-07:00

Message from Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is exceedingly proud to firmly announce that it's International Scholarships Information Website is now viewable at www.RoyalCollegeofAlternativeMedicine.org.

Potential RCAM Fellowship Candidates are therefore very strongly advised to expediently visit the above site before applying , to ethically ensure that they duly avail of an appropriate RCAM Fellowship Fee Reduction ,if applicable.

Thank You.